I said to my girlfriend, “I bet you can’t piss me off and make me happy at the same time…”
She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.”
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She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.”
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At last … a weather man that speaks to me.
“We got Patrick Ewings, we got Larry Birds all over the place.”
(Source: tyleroakley)
Let’s see:
Whitney Houston - Dead at 48, Mixture of Alcohol and Prescription Drugs.
Michael Jackson - Dead at 50, Prescription Drugs.
Amy Winehouse - Dead at 27, Alcohol.
Heath Ledger - Dead at 28, Prescription Drugs.
Tommy Chong - Still alive at 73 and still smoking.
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